T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Acronyms doing double duty at the grocery store require the kind of plausible deniability usually reserved for politicians. Riverbank guy looks peaceful because he knows exactly what he did.
The Details:
Bold golden-tan serif text reads "DILF" in a weathered western-style font. A distressed vintage illustration in tan, rust, and dark brown depicts a man in a bucket hat seated on a riverbank, rod bent as a fish leaps from the water, with evergreen trees in the background. Rust-red sans-serif text below reads "DAMN I LOVE FISHING."
Fit & Fabric: