It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.
Rebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout.
The Details:
Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s-inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab-serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
