T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Sea captains bragging about their dinghy size carry the same energy as guys at marina bars who peaked in 2003. The nautical alibi fools absolutely nobody, but the commitment to plausible deniability is doing all the heavy lifting.
The Details:
Curved blue text reads "WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE" in an arched layout. Below, a vintage hand-drawn illustration in blue depicts a bearded sea captain gripping a ship's wheel, with a sailboat on choppy water and a seagull nearby. Bold blue block lettering reads "MY DINGHY" in a larger, heavier weight.
Fit & Fabric: