An Apple a Day - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Apples went from health advice to self-defense the moment someone realized a Honeycrisp at 60 mph solves most interpersonal conflicts. Doctors hate this one weird trick, but not as much as the guy standing 30 feet away.
The Details:
Large red chunky text reads "An apple a day keeps anyone away." at the top. Smaller green italic text in parentheses reads "(If you throw it hard enough.)" beside a green woodcut-style illustration of a smiling farmer in a wide-brimmed hat and overalls holding a wicker basket of red apples.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.