Schrute Farms, Guten Tag! How can I help you? Yes, we have availability on those nights. How many in your party? Oh, no. I'm sorry. No king beds. No queen either. Well, we make our own mattresses that don't conform to the traditional sizes. Inspired by Dwight Schrute from The Office. Printed on our super soft ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition (cotton/poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.