Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Wedding toasts usually end with raising a glass, not with airing rehab stories, Puerto Rico incidents, and then proving to your father you didn't need lessons to shred. Decades of family trauma resolved in under three minutes with a borrowed guitar. Inspired by The Wedding Singer.
The Details:
Distressed white block text reads "BEST GUITAR PLAYER IN THE WORLD!" across the top. A cartoon portrait depicts the wedding guest in a grey suit with a ruffled pink shirt and blue bow tie, clutching a white Les Paul-style guitar with a yellow lightning bolt near the neck. Blue script text reads "Self Taught, No Lessons." above yellow text reading "Thank You Very Much, Pop!"
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