I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Bleeding is just a scheduling conflict Blain can't accommodate, because Ol' Painless needs both hands and full attention. Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette. Inspired by Predator.
The Details:
High-contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest, gripping an M134 minigun, rendered in muted skin tones and white. Distressed white stencil text below reads "I AIN'T GOT TIME" with bold white stencil text reading "TO BLEED" at the bottom.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
