Nakatomi Christmas - Gift Wrapping Paper
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Corpses in Santa hats are still the best Christmas cards ever sent, elevator delivery, ho-ho-ho handwritten, and a machine gun upgrade announced right on the chest. Hallmark has spent decades chasing that level of personal sentiment and keeps chickening out on the bloodstains.
The Details:
Text in scratchy red lettering repeats "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN HO-HO-HO" across an all-over pattern. Posterized illustrations depict the barefoot hero, the villain aiming a pistol, Nakatomi towers, and yellow-orange explosions. Gray guns and limousines, string lights, blue glass shards, red footprints, and white stars fill the gaps.
The Specs:
- Style: Premium gift wrapping paper, shipped rolled.
- Size: 30" wide, in a 6 ft (30" × 72") or 15 ft (30" × 180") roll.
- Paper: 90 gsm, printed on one side with a white back.
- Finish: Glossy, printed edge to edge across the full width.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
Crafted from high-quality 90 gsm fine art paper that is durable and resists cracking. With a smooth glossy finish, it’s the ideal way to make your gifts stand out.