Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
Corpses in Santa hats remain the most effective holiday greeting card ever delivered by elevator. Hallmark has spent decades chasing that level of emotional impact and still can't get "ho-ho-ho" to sound like a threat.
The Details:
Lettering in rough, hand-scrawled red all-caps reads "NOW I HAVE" above "A MACHINE GUN," with uneven strokes, drips, and smudges. Small red splatter dots sit below "MACHINE." Matching red scrawled text reads "HO-HO-HO" after a wider gap, replicating John McClane's note from Die Hard.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double-lined hood with pouch pocket.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
