Dalton Garrett 2028 - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
Running on a platform of throat-ripping and philosophical bouncing is a bold strategy, but this ticket has already cleaned up every dive bar in Missouri. Foreign policy would be handled the same way as the pool table incident. Inspired by Road House.
The Details:
A parody presidential campaign ticket for 2028 pairing Dalton and Wade Garrett, the legendary dive-bar bouncers from the 1980s Missouri roadhouse, in a retro political poster style, inspired by Road House.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double-lined hood with pouch pocket.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
