It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
Rebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout.
The Details:
A text-only Father's Day pun that recasts the dad bod as a father figure, in a groovy 1970s style.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double-lined hood with pouch pocket.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
