Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
DeMan's eggnog carries a flammable liquid warning because the recipe is literally lighter fluid served with a smile and zero liability concerns. Branding your family's chemical weapon as heritage takes a special kind of suburban obliviousness. Inspired by Better Off Dead.
The Details:
Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG," set against a distressed turquoise vintage label with snow-covered edges and red cursive reading "A Family Tradition." A cartoon illustration of Mr. DeMan in a top hat and formal suit stands centered above red and white block text reading "WARNING: CONTAINS LIGHTER FLUID." A red diamond-shaped hazard symbol marked "FLAMMABLE LIQUID" sits between white text reading "SINCE 1985."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
