Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Listing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest professional achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR gave up and started handing out awards for honesty.
The Details:
Distressed white sans-serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden-yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading "English," "Sarcasm," and "Profanity" in white.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
