It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Randolph Duke dropping "jive turkey" in a three-piece suit is old money attempting street cred with the confidence of a man who has never once been corrected. That seasonal urgency makes it the most calendar-dependent flex in comedy history. Inspired by Trading Places.
The Details:
Distressed white serif text centered in three stacked lines reads "It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving." Weathered texture runs throughout the letterforms, giving a worn, screen-printed look.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
