These Hands - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Threatening someone with a BOGO deal on knuckle sandwiches, available daily with extended Sunday hours, is the most honest small business model in America. Every line reads like a ShamWow pitch where the product demonstration ends with someone on the ground.
The Details:
Bold white serif text reads "THESE HANDS" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of two clenched fists aimed at the viewer, with white cursive reading "Absolutely" and block text reading "FREE!" alongside. A starburst shape reads "ACT NOW!" near white mixed typography reading "Special Offer," "Buy One, Get One Free," and "AVAILABLE DAILY · TWICE ON SUNDAYS."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
