Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.
DeMan's eggnog carries a flammable liquid warning because the recipe is literally lighter fluid served with a smile and zero liability concerns. Branding your family's chemical weapon as heritage takes a special kind of suburban obliviousness. Inspired by Better Off Dead.
The Details:
Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG," set against a distressed turquoise vintage label with snow-covered edges and red cursive reading "A Family Tradition." A cartoon illustration of Mr. DeMan in a top hat and formal suit stands centered above red and white block text reading "WARNING: CONTAINS LIGHTER FLUID." A red diamond-shaped hazard symbol marked "FLAMMABLE LIQUID" sits between white text reading "SINCE 1985."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
