T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Loading bars at 85% carry more dramatic tension than any movie countdown, except this one threatens to clear the room instead of save it. Somewhere a software engineer is weeping because their best UX work ended up warning bystanders about digestion.
The Details:
A horizontal progress bar outlined in white with rounded ends shows approximately 85% filled with solid white, styled after a classic computer loading indicator. Bold white italic uppercase text below reads "FART LOADING..."
Fit & Fabric: