T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Listing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty.
The Details:
Distressed white sans-serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden-yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading "English," "Sarcasm," and "Profanity" in white.
Fit & Fabric: