T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Dark Helmet scanning the bridge and discovering his entire crew shares one surname is the most relatable management crisis in galactic history. Running a planet-sized RV with nothing but Assholes is honestly just Tuesday. Inspired by Spaceballs.
The Details:
White stencil-style silhouette of Dark Helmet's oversized dome helmet depicts the angular visor, circular ventilation grille, and exaggerated proportions in a distressed texture. Condensed white sans-serif text across the lower helmet reads "I'M SURROUNDED BY," with bold distressed white text below reading "ASSHOLES."
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