T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Santa ditched the sleigh to pop wheelies on a mountain bike like a D.A.R.E. poster that finally snapped and went full send. Turns out the war on drugs peaked with a guy in red gear doing stunts nobody asked for.
The Details:
Distressed white arched block text reads "POP WHEELIES" across the top. A vintage hand-drawn illustration of Santa Claus in his red suit and hat pops a wheelie on a mountain bike, front wheel lifted high, rendered in red, white, yellow, and black ink. Curved distressed white text below reads "NOT PILLS."
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