You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.
Santa winking while telling you that you ain't getting jack shit is the most honest holiday message since your mom said "we'll see" and meant no. Coca-Cola spent decades building that face just so it could deliver disappointment with rosy cheeks.
The Details:
Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid-century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks, a red hat trimmed in white fur, a white beard, and a sprig of green holly with red berries. Red cursive text with a white outline below reads "Jack Shit."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
