New Year Same Old - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Resolutions are just socially acceptable lies people tell themselves while eating leftover Christmas cookies. The calendar changes but the human capacity for self-deception remains impressively consistent year-round.
The Details:
A cartoon poop emoji with a sarcastic New Year's slogan about nothing really changing.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
