Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our 3/4 sleeve raglan T-Shirts are made from super soft 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are 50/50 cotton/poly blend.
Corpses in Santa hats remain the most effective holiday greeting card ever delivered by elevator. Hallmark has spent decades chasing that level of emotional impact and still can't get "ho-ho-ho" to sound like a threat.
The Details:
Lettering in rough, hand-scrawled red all-caps reads "NOW I HAVE" above "A MACHINE GUN," with uneven strokes, drips, and smudges. Small red splatter dots sit below "MACHINE." Matching red scrawled text reads "HO-HO-HO" after a wider gap, replicating the most famous holiday note in action movie history.
Fit & Fabric:
- Solid Colors: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (4.5 oz). Soft and reactive-dyed for long-lasting color.
- Heather Colors: Cotton/Poly blend (90/10 for Grey, 50/50 for Color Heathers).
- Style: Classic raglan baseball tee with contrasting 3/4 sleeves and a ribbed crew neck.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
