Livin' in a Van Down by The River - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Matt Foley's only motivational credential is being thirty-five, thrice divorced, and living on government cheese in a van down by the river. Somehow vanlifers now pay sixty grand for that exact waterfront property, minus the clip-on tie. Inspired by Saturday Night Live.
The Details:
Rows of kelly green evergreen trees with distressed screen-printed texture fill the background. Matt Foley, drawn in flat cartoon style, stands knee-deep in a sky-blue river pointing right, wearing glasses, a blue plaid coat, and a green tie. A gray cargo van with chrome bumpers sits on the right grassy bank.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
