Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Corpses in Santa hats remain the most effective holiday greeting card ever delivered by elevator. Hallmark has spent decades chasing that level of emotional impact and still can't get "ho-ho-ho" to sound like a threat.
The Details:
Lettering in rough, hand-scrawled red all-caps reads "NOW I HAVE" above "A MACHINE GUN," with uneven strokes, drips, and smudges. Small red splatter dots sit below "MACHINE." Matching red scrawled text reads "HO-HO-HO" after a wider gap, replicating John McClane's note from Die Hard.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
