Livin' in a Van Down by The River - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Matt Foley's only motivational credential is being thirty-five, thrice divorced, and living on government cheese in a van down by the river. Somehow vanlifers now pay sixty grand for that exact waterfront property, minus the clip-on tie. Inspired by Saturday Night Live.
The Details:
Rows of kelly green evergreen trees with distressed screen-printed texture fill the background. Matt Foley, drawn in flat cartoon style, stands knee-deep in a sky-blue river pointing right, wearing glasses, a blue plaid coat, and a green tie. A gray cargo van with chrome bumpers sits on the right grassy bank.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
