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Faculty credentials at the Costanza Institute consist of one Titleist, one angry sea, and a lie told to impress Diane at a cocktail party. Every whale research inquiry gets forwarded to Doctor Art Vandelay, who is perpetually out of the office. Inspired by Seinfeld.
The Details:
Text in arched white serif capitals reads "COSTANZA INSTITUTE." An illustration depicts George Costanza in wire-rimmed glasses and a tan jacket, holding a golf ball above white and light-blue wavy lines. Light-blue "of MARINE BIOLOGY" sits above a white line-art whale flanked by "EST." and "1994" over a light-blue wave.
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