Livin' in a Van Down by The River - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Matt Foley's only motivational credential is being thirty-five, thrice divorced, and living on government cheese in a van down by the river. Somehow vanlifers now pay sixty grand for that exact waterfront property, minus the clip-on tie. Inspired by Saturday Night Live.
The Details:
Rows of kelly green evergreen trees with distressed screen-printed texture fill the background. Matt Foley, drawn in flat cartoon style, stands knee-deep in a sky-blue river pointing right, wearing glasses, a blue plaid coat, and a green tie. A gray cargo van with chrome bumpers sits on the right grassy bank.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
