Schaeffer Motors - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Ashley Schaeffer's showroom runs on German engineering, airport cologne, and a handshake that lasts one beat longer than legally comfortable. He doesn't negotiate, he just stares through indoor sunglasses until you thank him for the 22 percent APR. Inspired by Eastbound & Down.
The Details:
Sky-blue script reads "Schaeffer" with two horizontal speed lines extending right, above condensed off-white sans-serif text reading "MOTORS" and "SHELBY, NC." A distressed hand-inked portrait depicts a smiling Ashley Schaeffer with peach skin, long white hair, and dark aviator sunglasses. Off-white text beside it reads "LUXURY & ELEGANCE" and "GERMAN ENGINEERED" above sky-blue "ARE YOU JEALOUS YET?"
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
