Schaeffer Motors - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Ashley Schaeffer's showroom runs on German engineering, airport cologne, and a handshake that lasts one beat longer than legally comfortable. He doesn't negotiate, he just stares through indoor sunglasses until you thank him for the 22 percent APR. Inspired by Eastbound & Down.
The Details:
Sky-blue script reads "Schaeffer" with two horizontal speed lines extending right, above condensed off-white sans-serif text reading "MOTORS" and "SHELBY, NC." A distressed hand-inked portrait depicts a smiling Ashley Schaeffer with peach skin, long white hair, and dark aviator sunglasses. Off-white text beside it reads "LUXURY & ELEGANCE" and "GERMAN ENGINEERED" above sky-blue "ARE YOU JEALOUS YET?"
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
