Schmitts Gay Beer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Beechwood aging does more than smooth a lager, because one cold can turns a boring pool afternoon into a hunk-filled paradise. Every beer commercial ran on the same thirsty fantasy, and Schmitts Gay just stopped pretending about the target audience. Inspired by Saturday Night Live.
The Details:
Label art in a weathered screen-print texture shows a white-edged red frame topped by a white scroll banner with navy small italic serif text reading "This is the famous Schmitts Gay. We know of no brand produced by any other brewer which costs so much to brew and age. Our exclusive Beechwood Aging produces a taste, a smoothness and a drinkability you will find in no other beer at any price." A navy circular crest with geometric patterns, a central emblem, and "AMERICA" at its base sits between two angled white ribbon tabs decorated with navy hop and barley sprigs. Inside a white panel, navy blackletter script reads "Schmitts" above bold navy capitals "GAY" and small spaced serif capitals "BEER."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
