T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Schweddy Balls got praised on public radio for five straight minutes and not one person admitted what they sound like. Grandma's rum balls never stood a chance against a surname one consonant away from a locker room in August.
The Details:
Filigree frames red caps "AS HEARD ON THE DELICIOUS DISH," cream caps "PETE SCHWEDDY'S," and red blackletter "Schweddy Balls" with a cream drop shadow. Two sprinkled balls on picks sit between cream caps "NO ONE CAN RESIST" and "MY SCHWEDDY BALLS!" A red banner reads "BY SEASONS EATINGS BAKERY."
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