Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 6th - November 9th

Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.

Pleading primitive confusion over your fax machine is a closing argument strategy, not a medical condition. The jury weeps, the verdict lands, and he's already dialing his caddy from the courthouse steps. Inspired by Saturday Night Live.

The Details:

Lettering in cream stone-age cartoon style arches overhead with cracked, distressed texture and reads "UNFROZEN." A posterized cartoon portrait depicts Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer with shaggy dark hair, gray brushstroke shading, a gray suit jacket, white collar, and red necktie. Stacked distressed cream lettering reads "CAVEMAN" above "LAWYER."

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
  • Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
  • Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.