Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Pleading primitive confusion over your fax machine is a closing argument strategy, not a medical condition. The jury weeps, the verdict lands, and he's already dialing his caddy from the courthouse steps. Inspired by Saturday Night Live.
The Details:
Lettering in cream stone-age cartoon style arches overhead with cracked, distressed texture and reads "UNFROZEN." A posterized cartoon portrait depicts Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer with shaggy dark hair, gray brushstroke shading, a gray suit jacket, white collar, and red necktie. Stacked distressed cream lettering reads "CAVEMAN" above "LAWYER."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
