Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Pleading primitive confusion over your fax machine is a closing argument strategy, not a medical condition. The jury weeps, the verdict lands, and he's already dialing his caddy from the courthouse steps. Inspired by Saturday Night Live.
The Details:
Lettering in cream stone-age cartoon style arches overhead with cracked, distressed texture and reads "UNFROZEN." A posterized cartoon portrait depicts Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer with shaggy dark hair, gray brushstroke shading, a gray suit jacket, white collar, and red necktie. Stacked distressed cream lettering reads "CAVEMAN" above "LAWYER."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
