Schmitts Gay Beer - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Beechwood aging does more than smooth a lager, because one cold can turns a boring pool afternoon into a hunk-filled paradise. Every beer commercial ran on the same thirsty fantasy, and Schmitts Gay just stopped pretending about the target audience. Inspired by Saturday Night Live.
The Details:
Label art in a weathered screen-print texture shows a white-edged red frame topped by a white scroll banner with navy small italic serif text reading "This is the famous Schmitts Gay. We know of no brand produced by any other brewer which costs so much to brew and age. Our exclusive Beechwood Aging produces a taste, a smoothness and a drinkability you will find in no other beer at any price." A navy circular crest with geometric patterns, a central emblem, and "AMERICA" at its base sits between two angled white ribbon tabs decorated with navy hop and barley sprigs. Inside a white panel, navy blackletter script reads "Schmitts" above bold navy capitals "GAY" and small spaced serif capitals "BEER."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
