Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Replacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy.
The Details:
A retro logo for Brawndo, the fictional sports drink brand of a dumbed-down future America, with its lightning bolt emblem, inspired by Idiocracy.
Fit & Fabric: