Captain Morgan Freeman - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Morgan Freeman narrating your poor life choices would at least make them sound intentional. Putting him in a Captain Morgan pose just means the voice of God finally endorses what he's been quietly judging at every party.
The Details:
A parody mashup of the Captain Morgan rum pirate and a famously deep-voiced movie narrator, drawn as the swashbuckling captain himself with his cutlass and barrel.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
