Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead.
The Details:
Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left-center, flanked by green serial numbers reading "B3TR0FFD3AD" and small text reading "FOUR WEEKS, TWENTY PAPERS, THAT'S TWO DOLLARS, PLUS TIP." A green line-art bicycle appears right of center, with a red banner across the bottom reading "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" above "TWO DOLLARS."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.