Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Astronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate.
The Details:
A retro Earth Day emblem for Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus, with a cartoon globe and leaf sprigs.
Fit & Fabric: