Nobody Likes a Shady Beach - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Shady beach puns operate as the linguistic equivalent of a speakeasy, letting people swear in public while maintaining total deniability. Grandma reads it twice and still just sees a weather preference.
The Details:
Nobody Likes a Shady Beach, a retro surf-sign style beach pun with a curling ocean wave.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
