Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Sea captains bragging about their dinghy size carry the same energy as guys at marina bars who peaked in 2003. The nautical alibi fools absolutely nobody, but the commitment to plausible deniability is doing all the heavy lifting.
The Details:
A vintage nautical illustration of a bearded sea captain at the ship's wheel, with a sailboat and a seagull, for Wait Until You See My Dinghy.
Fit & Fabric: