Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Asking "who farted" in a room has a 100% false denial rate and a 0% chance of producing a credible suspect. Nobody has ever answered honestly, making it the most rhetorically pointless question in human history.
The Details:
A text-only retro 1970s wordmark, a classic fart joke.
Fit & Fabric: