T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Pleading primitive confusion over your fax machine is a closing argument strategy, not a medical condition. The jury weeps, the verdict lands, and he's already dialing his caddy from the courthouse steps. Inspired by Saturday Night Live.
The Details:
Lettering in cream stone-age cartoon style arches overhead with cracked, distressed texture and reads "UNFROZEN." A posterized cartoon portrait depicts Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer with shaggy dark hair, gray brushstroke shading, a gray suit jacket, white collar, and red necktie. Stacked distressed cream lettering reads "CAVEMAN" above "LAWYER."
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