All Men Are Cremated Equal - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Crematoriums swapped one letter in "created equal" and finally delivered what the Declaration promised two and a half centuries ago. Founding Fathers go in wearing powdered wigs and come out five pounds of grit, same as the guy who parked the carriage.
The Details:
Text in arched, distressed cream letters reads "ALL MEN ARE" in a bold, condensed sans-serif. A hand-drawn cream skull in a curled colonial wig shows muted green patches on the wig, cheek, and jaw, flanked by jagged burnt orange flames. Tall, rough-edged Art Deco cream text reads "CREMATED EQUAL."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
