All Men Are Cremated Equal - Unisex T-Shirt

All Men Are Cremated Equal - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 9th - November 12th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Crematoriums swapped one letter in "created equal" and finally delivered what the Declaration promised two and a half centuries ago. Founding Fathers go in wearing powdered wigs and come out five pounds of grit, same as the guy who parked the carriage.

The Details:

A flaming skull in a colonial powdered wig, a dark-humor twist on the Declaration of Independence, in vintage cartoon style.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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