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Beavers engineered entire ecosystems out of sticks and mud, and their reward is becoming the worst pickup line at every dive bar in America. Dropping a letter from "damn" is apparently all the plausible deniability you need to wear a dirty joke to brunch.
The Details:
A vintage engraving-style beaver on a pile of logs, with a beaver-themed pickup line.
Fit & Fabric: