Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Beavers built an entire ecosystem out of sticks and mud, and all they got was their name turned into the worst pickup line at every dive bar in America. Spelling 'damn' wrong is apparently all the plausible deniability you need to wear a dirty joke to brunch.
The Details:
Dark brown groovy lowercase text reads "are you a beaver?" above a detailed hand-drawn engraving-style illustration of a beaver perched on a pile of logs and branches. Dark brown rounded lowercase text below reads "cuz dam."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
