Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam - Unisex Sweatshirt

Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam - Unisex Sweatshirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 15th - November 18th

Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.

Beavers engineered entire ecosystems out of sticks and mud, and their reward is becoming the worst pickup line at every dive bar in America. Dropping a letter from "damn" is apparently all the plausible deniability you need to wear a dirty joke to brunch.

The Details:

A vintage engraving-style beaver on a pile of logs, with a beaver-themed pickup line.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
  • Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.