Aliens crossing millions of light years just to perform a rectal exam suggests the universe runs on the same healthcare system we do. At least they don't charge a copay.
The Details:
Bold white retro text reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE" above a gray flying saucer emitting a white tractor beam. A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam, surrounded by green pine trees in a forest clearing.
The Specs:
Style: Kiss-cut vinyl sticker with a wide border for smooth peeling.
Material: High opacity, durable vinyl film (95μ thickness). Impossible to see through.
Application: Fast, bubble-free application. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, car windows, or any smooth surface.
Origin: Printed in the USA on blanks sourced from Japan.
