Believe it or not, George isn't at home Please leave a message at the beep I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be? A Seinfeld and Greatest American Hero plus George Costanza mashup. Printed on our super soft 100% ringspun & combed cotton women's T-Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury 52/48 cotton/poly vintage heather edition for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.