Biff Tannen's 2 Coat Wax - Unisex Tank Top
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Biff's entire destiny got rewritten by a single punch, and the universe decided his punishment was kneeling in George McFly's driveway forever. Packaging that karmic humiliation as a consumer product is the pettiest victory lap in Hill Valley history. Inspired by Back to the Future.
The Details:
Large green bottle in a retro product label parody style displays white text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanking cursive "Biff's" above bold red and black "2 Coat Wax" and "ORIGINAL." A cartoon portrait of Biff Tannen sits within a golden sunburst, with text reading "JUST PUTTING ON THE 2ND COAT NOW."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.
- Fit: True to size with a relaxed fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.